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Jan. 15th, 2006 @ 12:56 am (no subject)
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Obsidian Phoenix!

  1. Obsidian Phoenix is actually a mammal, not a fish.

  2. Obsidian Phoenix can jump up to sixteen times its own height.

  3. Originally, Obsidian Phoenix could not fly.

  4. Snow White's coffin was made of Obsidian Phoenix.

  5. Scientists believe that Obsidian Phoenix began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

  6. When provoked, Obsidian Phoenix will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker!

  7. Obsidian Phoenix is the world's smallest mammal!

  8. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Obsidian Phoenix!

  9. More people are killed by Obsidian Phoenix each year than die in aeroplane accidents!

  10. Over 46,000 pieces of Obsidian Phoenix float on every square mile of ocean!

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